
Something catastrophic is brewing in Vertex, but the people tasked with handling it couldn’t be more mismatched. Follow Dave the accountant, Rammi the obsessed chef, Lydia the town gossip, and Bill the gardener as they chase wild flour theories, garden infestations, and municipal sewer hazards. Beyond the petty squabbles and local chaos lies the truth of the real, impending doom—if this deeply unqualified crew can survive each other long enough to uncover it.
Start Where You Left Off, or At The Beginning
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Chapter 1: Counting Down to… Something
By Celeste Yates
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Chapter 2: The End is Nigh. I Guess.
By Celeste Yates
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Chapter 3: Early Bird is Caught by The Aggressive Nibble Weed
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Chapter 4: Make Your Own Decision
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Chapter 5: The Quest for a Slushie
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Chapter 6: Square, Two Dashes, The Single Dot, and a Triangle.
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Chapter 7: Two Dashes, Square, A Single Stroke And The Triangle
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Chapter 8: The Blooming Flours
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Chapter 9: It’s a Flathead, Two Phillips, And Then a JIS
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Chapter 10: It’s a Phillips, a Pozidriv, a Flathead, And a Tri-wing
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Chapter 11: The Smutty Truth
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Chapter 12: You Didn’t Think That Was the End, Did You?
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Chapter 13: To The Smut!
By Celeste Yates
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Chapter 14: Seriously? You Thought 5318008 Was the Answer?
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Chapter 15: Smut, Smut and Away!
By Celeste Yates
